A Heavy Roleplay Black Market
Once in a fallen moon, the criminal, the desperate, and the curious gather in the sequestered town of Crescent Cove to trade in things beyond the mundane offerings of the over-taxed Sapphire Avenue. From curious trinkets and exotics, to otherwordly animals, all could be yours, for a price.
But beware.
The price is not always gold.
Next Market is NOVEMBER 17th , 2024 from 8pm EST to 12am EST
Located on MATEUS, Western Thanalan, Crescent Cove docks
Join our discord here.
For questions, comments, or concerns not covered in our rules and FAQ section,
you can reach one of the following event organizers.howick on Discord.
maahri on Discord.
reprehensible_deeds on Discord.
Alessandra Divinorium on FFXIV .
Merchants can be found at their number on the map.
Merchants switch at at 10pm EST. Please be patient. No running another vendor out early.
Gold "Looking to Meld" = Merchant
Green "Looking for Party" = Security
Party Finder (Kraken's Cove) = Organizer
Security is for IC intervention only and provided by the Harlequin!
Please contact an organizer if you have an OOC issue.
| Location | 8pm - 10pm EST | 10pm - 12am EST |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Silver Hand | Stellar Instruments |
| 2 | La Famigla d'Argento | Lucky Lunar |
| 3 | - | The 25th District Supplies |
| 4 | Surjonery | |
| 5 | Harker & Fig Co. | |
| 6 | Black Rose Café | |
| 7 | Meat & Stuff | |
| 8 | Cave Creatures Emporium | |
| 9 | - | Beguiled Springs (Leaves @ 11 PM EST) |
The Silver Hand
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
Hidden within the depths of the Kraken Cove Black Market, the Silver Hand's Adventure Awaits Gift Shop is an enticing blend of intrigue and allure, designed to captivate adventurers and collectors alike. This clandestine emporium offers a curated selection of rare and exotic items that promise to enhance any journey or collection. The shop's discreet and luxurious ambiance invites those who seek the extraordinary to step inside and explore its treasures.Click here for carrd!
What's on offer...
Items that have been liberated by the Fae to be shared with those willing to take a risk for great rewards.The Adventure Awaits Gift Shop is more than just a store; it is a gateway to the unknown, offering tools and treasures for those daring enough to seize them. Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or a curious collector, the Silver Hand's gift shop promises wonders beyond imagination. Step inside, and let your next great adventure begin.
Stellar Instruments
10 PM - 12 AM
About
A small music shop located in the Goblet. Converting a factory once used to make prototype droids for war was no easy feat. But in an attempt to turn something destined to create destruction into something that could create beauty through music, it became apparent that the power of music was stronger than Zira had anticipated.Through her research at various trade ports and her recent trek to Tural, Zira has started collecting items of questionable power.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Aside from traditional and brand new instruments, items considered cursed or mysterious await those who dare play their songs with them.
La Famiglia de Argento
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
La Famiglia will be bringing a hand selected selection of designer drugs and specialty weapons to peddle tools of both pleasure and pain.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Drugs include Bliss, Cuchulainn’s Bounty, Velvet Rapture along with more common offerings like fogweed and somnus. Weapons include a selection of magitek enhanced arms that can pull off some crazy shit. Please check the carrd for more information!
Meat & Stuff
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Livers, Lungs, and Hearts galore, come on down to The Senju Clan's meat store. Have an interest in learning how to harvest meat for your own personal business? Interested in an internship as a meatman or meatwoman? Then come by and speak to Mr. Samaru Senju. Please ask about our other businesses. Remember, when it comes to the competition, "No one can beat OUR Meat!"Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Various organs, meats, and etc.
Beguiled Spring
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
The Beguiled Springs is a criminal syndicated that has their hands in quite a few pots. With an Eorzean pirate crew getting weekly hauls, there’s always something coming our way that needs to be offloaded. We are involved in many facets of business ranging from smuggling, drugs, fencing, information brokering, a bit of the occult and escorts. We run our business out of a lounge in the heart of Ul’dah. Have something you need moved? That’s our game. Looking for something to occupy those idle hands? We have work for you. Our doors are always open for someone looking for a drink, information to share, business to discuss, or a vice that needs a fix.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
With our fleets making weekly hauls and raids there’s always something up for sale. We always have an assortment of narcotics to move, weapons, armor, fabrics, etc. Always work to hand out from petty crime to wet work.
The 25th District Supplies
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
We offer custom made firearms for the individual and bulk contracts to supply entire outfits or organizations. Discretion is guaranteed, and quality is non-negotiable.
What's on offer...
Surjonery
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
Primarily dealing in medical supply and service, Surjonery offers safe and reliable treatments with minimal questions asked. Aetheric, alchemical, and good old-fashioned doctoring all available. Refurbished tech from the ruins of Allag also offered, with some options for on-site installation and repairs. Please inquire regarding janitorial services! Free cake with every purchase.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Medical services; supplies such as sutures, scalpels, alchemical concoctions, and anaesthetic; Allagan tech, spare parts, prosthetic repairs, and enhancements; crime scene clean-up and body disposal.
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Representative of their respective cultures, Avette deals in the nature side of their trade while K'aldur has a passion for the industrial. Together, they've built a legitimate business that acts as a wonderful cover for their shady dealings. This being the trade of firearms, illicit substances, and services.
What's on offer...
Experience the world in new ways as nature plays with your senses and perception with items grown and harvested by Avette. However, if substances aren't your cup of tea, mayhaps you would be keen to take a look at the weapons of war by K'aldur or make use of his cartography skills.
If one is in need to make items disappear or suddenly be at another place in the world, the Lucky Luci airship can make that possible.Goods and Services with pricing can be found here.
Harker and Fig Co.
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
Harker and Fig Co. specialize in the identification, appraisal, and acquisitions of cursed objects. Do you have an object that you believe to be cursed? Bring it on by to Harker and Fig, where you will not only be told whether the item is cursed or not and how, but might have the opportunity to sell your item as well. Looking to buy a cursed object, or to have a specific one one hunted down? Let's talk!
What's on offer...
Appraisals, cursed objects of all kinds, rare artifacts that will have horrible consequences if you choose to keep them!
Black Rose Cafe
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
A mysterious miqo'te tends a stall. A black rose adorns their hair, a symbol that some in Ul'dah may be familiar with. The sign below the stall bears a similar symbol and the words "Black Rose Brewery & Café" written in elegant Eorzean manuscript. The aroma of freshly ground coffee beans wafts in the air and draws you to it like a siren's song, but a cold wind chill down your spine gives you a hint of unease. This is no ordinary market, after all. And perhaps not an ordinary miqo'te.Along the various spaces along the stall's counterspace are adorned various coffee equipments - a grinder, a pour-over pot, an ishgardian press, seemingly chosen explicitly to make traditional coffee on the go. Alongside these ornaments are various glass bottles of differing size, shape, and colour of liquid. They all remain unlabeled and are sealed with a single large cork.
What's on offer...
Coffee (Pour-over, Ishgardian Press, or Ala Mhigan brewed)Pastries (Strawberry Tart, Apple Fritter, or Coffee Cake)Tea (Green, Black, Chai, and Roobios)Alchemical solutions for everyday needs and combat potencyFeel free to ask about any of our items or our delivery services
Cave Creatures Emporium
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
The Cave Creatures Emporium is the gift shop and grocery section of the Pomander of Memory. The Pomander specializes in Duskwight culture and heritage, from the end of the War of the Magi and ancient Gelmorra to modern-day. The shop accepts gil payments or trade and bartered items.
What's on offer...
Potions, monster parts, Duskwight cuisine and themed cocktails, herbs and fungi, trinkets and gifts, and a general trading post.Click here for carrd!
Shroudrose Teahouse
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Come see Shroudrose Teahouse to enjoy our unique blends of tea and snacks from all over Eorzea and beyond, made with the finest of ingredients. And what goes better with tea than some pleasant conversation? Ask about our information brokering and private investigations services, and we can schedule a consultation or have an available employee assist you. Tell us what you need, and we'll spill the tea.Click here for carrd!
What's on offer...
Information brokering & premium teas
The Spellward
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
"Knowledge belongs to all. The books belong to me."A stern looking, eerily silent and short spoken Duskwight Elezen stands behind a stall. On it, a single thing: a business card, adorned with an arcane sigil, and a name: "The Spellward."Behind him, a pile of books, ancient, by the looks of it. Though any titles they may have had have since faded to time, even the briefest glance at them would make one thing clear: There was knowledge to be found in these books. Arcane knowledge? Forbidden knowledge? Perhaps a delicious recipe? Regardless, he did not seem eager to part with them, content to observe in silence, and let people approach him. Will you?
What's on offer...
Books - though Malorin is an odd individual. They will not be available for browsing. He will ask people what knowledge they seek, and based on their answer, he will recommend a book of his choosing. Whether they want it or not will be up to them.
The Silver Crescent Sundries
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Crawling back from massive financial losses the Silver Crescent has decided to try and make their coin back by selling their stock of highly illicit but highly useful potions. Come, have a taste of what the self-proclaimed 'best illegal medicine outlet' has to offer.
Stock changes every full moon!Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Potions, Poultices, Tinctures, Vials, Elixirs, Poisons, Essences and the Best Damn Ranch Dressing this side of Etheirys.
Whisker & Wyrm
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
Whisker & Wyrm consists of the duo named as such, providing a large variety of nefarious wares. Whisker is the main mastermind behind the duo, whipping up questionable concoctions and scraping off just a bit of that rust from your antique Garlean Gunblade. Wyrm provides oddities from around the realm, a lot of the time looking like something he scraped off the bottom of his boot. But sometimes there's a good treasure! Sometimes.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
The duo has done their best to bring a wide selection of wares to the market, from their sought after incendiaries to various Allag trophies dating far back to the Third Astral Era. Illegal weapons, new and refurbished, so every budget is considered. Poisons and strange mixtures that make you question why they'd do that. Whisker himself might take a special request, either for pickup at a later date, or if you're quick enough, it will be ready by the time they pack up shop.
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
A small and eclectic shop run by a young traditional Keeper of the Moon. The shop originally started out of necessity ran out of a caravan cart pulled by a lavender, handicapped chocobo, but is now run more as a hobby than anything else. In a proper building no less. Not only is the means of reaching it as whimsical as it's owner, but the various wares within are sure to catch the interest of anyone who stops by.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
The Whispered Word offers enchanted magical items that include weaponry, apparel, potions, drugs and even specialty drinks. Alongside that, they offer custom enchantment orders, identification of magical items, help with curses or hexes, help with blessings, and even a bit of fate reading on the side. Tarot, Oracle, and Rune to be specific.
The Rabbit's Reliquary
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
Nestled within the bustling markets of Crescent Cove, a humble market stall emerges like a hidden gem, beckoning curious souls to step closer. All the wares on display are from exotic origins both known and unknown. Shimmering crystals, pulsating with an ethereal glow. Antique trinkets obscured by the passage of time. Pelts from slain creatures, born once in a lifetime. From claws to hearts, taken from the fiercest of creatures across Eorzea. Find whatever you may desire for all your crafting, alchemical, and ritual needs. Welcome to the Rabbit's Reliquary.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Predominantly a stall that sells the Spoils of Hunts. But also a place to find the spoils of where one delves into the dangers of lost civilizations.
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
Crowded around a wooden stall are various firearms ranging from humble holdout pistols to hefty auto rifles. Placed neatly to the side of the main display are various other conventional implements of violence such as swords, spears, knives, and the like simply labeled "Other Stuff." Behind the beautiful stall runner and employee of the month are stacks of boxes with a sign saying "Ask about me!"
What's on offer...
- Guns, and lots of them! Pistols, revolvers, carbines, mustketoons, rifles; all in prices and quality ranging from economical (and dubious) to dazzling high quality craftsmanship that's sure to flaunt your seriousness in standing your ground.- The Devil's Dozen Special (Buy 12 holdout pistols/revolvers, get 1 free.)- Other nonmagical weapons for the simpler forms of "self-defense."- A revolutionary new form of shopping known as "Lootboxes." Entertaining and rewarding, your shopping experience will never be the same again!
Meg Malaguld
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
This poor girl's ship is docked for repairs and she's trying to make enough gil to fix it up.
What's on offer...
Brownies. Just brownies. [Laced with moko oil]
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
A small reliquary squirrelled away in the shores of Shirogane, were a crew of like minded individuals venture out and secure, retrieve (or steal) misplaced (or stolen) artefacts. While they try to decipher these ancient creations for sale, not all things are revealed and unfortunate cases of "monkey paw-ing" has occurred.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Offering relics forgotten or sometimes sought after by many, which cover anything from mundane items of worship all the way to lost artefacts or devices from ages past. Items that have come from ancient places may have some unintended side effects that the sellers are not responsible for.
Dango
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Waiting!
What's on offer...
Waiting!
Red Moon
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Tairiku Chikage, offering a new series of weapons equipped with our proprietary Neru Crystal™ tech that will give you the decisive edge against friend and foe. We don't ask questions aside from what weapon you enjoy best!If weapons aren't your choice why not have a drink? Maybe come by for a smoothie. Some narcotics to take the edge off.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Weapons, drugs!
Phoenixian Pharmacy
10 PM - 12 AM
About
Do you need gil? Do you or a loved one fail to value your life and/or wellbeing? Are you perhaps of a curious persuasion, and wish to assist in furthering the pursuit of scientific and alchemical knowledge?Then Phoenixian Labs -might- be right for you! Participate in potentially beneficial drug trials! Get gil easily and with little to no cost* to yourself! Be part of a grander experiment than you've ever dreamed!*Phoenixian Labs is not responsible for any harm done to either your mental or physical state. Please consult your chirgueon before taking experimental and/or extralegal substances.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Payment for drug and substance trials, they even have contracts!
The Menagerie
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Striking Talon is a retired Mercenary who had a failed bid to buy into the Ul'dah Syndicate. She created the Menagerie, spaces where folks venture to commission her goods both legal and illicit, make criminal contacts, and have a safe haven in a neutral zone with a mostly adhered to non aggression pact amongst patrons.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Talon's specialities are in information exchange, creation of enchanted or tampered food and beverage, creation of functional prosthetic limbs, sale of illicit drugs or weapons, and esoteric knowledge of mammets, advanced mammetworks, and generalized knowledge of magitech. She also will be handing out invites to a cage fighting arena.
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
A small shop with a slightly Eastern flaire, The Spider's Lily is an apothecary seeking to deliver unique experiences for those of the most discerning tastes. Be it for one night of bliss with you and your special someone or for spicing up a night on the town, The Spider's Lily is sure to have what you need.
What's on offer...
Specialty potions, poisons, antidotes, and antivenoms. Everything a noblewoman is sure to need, including how to get what's in her husband's will. Commissions for custom potion effects also available upon request.Click here for the carrd!
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
The Blackscale Parlor is a tattoo & piercing parlor run by Rukai Uyagir and Zayaat Uyagir on the outskirts of Thavnair. They offer tattoos (traditional & aetheric), piercings, jewelry-crafting, and horn and scale modification for Au Ri individuals. All services and amenities are available via appointment.
What's on offer...
For all due purposes of the Kraken's Cove, Rukai Uyagir will be offering specifically-tattoo (and scales, upon request) related services for as-cheap-as-stolen prices. Please consult the chart below for more details! All matter of payments are accepted, from fair exchanges of goods and services to gils.Click here for the carrd!
Naraku Merchantile
8 PM EST - 10 PM EST
About
A merchant syndicate led by three triple sisters, each running a division of the three branches: The Fangs of Naraku, the R&D division, specialize in dealing in drugs, poisons, and other alchemic concoctions. The Eyes of Naraku, the covert division, offers information, assassination and espionage services for the right price. The Coils of Naraku, the militant division, are looking to recruit fresh blood and muscle into their ranks.
What's on offer...
A crew representing Naraku Mercantile stands with a couple crates. A table with little hand-written cards describing their drug offerings lies before them for perusal. Naraku Mercantile deals in anything worth money on the black market, and offers cleaning, forging, logistics, wetwork/hits, and muscle for hire.
Midnight Bloom
10 PM - 12 PM
About
From fencing services to stolen goods, The Midnight Bloom is a family business operating in the shadows of the law, bent on making the lives of a few thieves that much richer and easier.
What's on offer...
Stolen goods and fencing services. (All gil exchanged solely ICly)
The Aureate Iris
8 PM - 12 AM
About
Run by one Ilhan Al-Jaziri Ibnat Yasin, this stall boasts itself as an oasis for those with great need. All manner of tinctures, elixirs, and potions sit on offer, ready to salve all manner of woes and worries.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Alchemical elixirs and enchanted pigments, tempting talismans, inebriants of varying effects and legality.
Raqi
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Mavka al-Raqi is an aetherologist, thanatologist, and general gadfly.Still, they offer services; an experienced portfolio of cursebreaking (and cursemaking), exorcism, and less-than-entirely- ethical research (though, always with sound data in mind) is at your disposal to pick and peruse!Oh, along with relics, haunted objects, cursed trinkets, and other miscellaneous goodsClick here for carrd!
What's on offer...
Drugs, exotic goods from Othard and Ilsabard, various "entirely legal'" tomes and trinkets.Services in:Ashkin (in general)Aetheric consultationsMinor goldsmithing
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Welcome to Yahsra's Exotic Exports, where we find items and collect things beyond the normal eye.Here, we don't sell what you would find in your normal merchant's den. Here, you'll see some things you've never seen before, or perhaps things you may not find eslewhere.Our items tend to change, so if you want, ask what's new, and I may suprise you.~Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Animals from far away lands
Forbidden Potions and Poisons
Specialized and handmade Drugs
Artifacts and trinkets from ruins, collected or handmade
Spider's Silk Bazaar
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Welcome to Spider's Silk Bazaar! A traveler in need of a new majestic companion? Perhaps some ehancers to add to your affairs and /deeds/, maybe something more...like special relics of plenty? The Bazaar specializes in all of the above and bases home in Thavnair with trades from Kugane underworld and the darker allies of the colorful city beyond. The silk of the spider is a web of a plethora of items! Weapons, enchanted items, rare items. Come find what your desires lure to.Click here for carrd!
What's on offer...
Accursed items, Mystic/Exotic beasts and creatures, Alchemic Potion Enhancers!
Sages & Secrets
8 PM - 11 PM EST
About
Owned and operated by Ynali'wo Rabntah and Xa'vett, Sage & Secrets provides a comfortable place within the woods of the Black Shroud to unwind and unnoticed. Outwardly a modest apothecary and while more than a mere front, much of the business comes from the lower level where drink, smoke, and substances are offered and patrons are invited to enjoy the calm and quiet to indulge.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Available wares include various inebriating drugs and poisons in addition to methods of delivery. On one side, small vials are evenly spread out with varying shades of liquid inside, some simply clear. Beside them in wooden cases were rows of small darts with very fine needles, some with red dyed feathers and some with blue. On the other side, Containers of various substances were spread out with only small amounts on display.In addition to those, they are also available for hire for jobs that require a bit of stealth, including thievery or Assassination, should such services be desired.
Khan & Cloudthoughts Security Solutions
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
Selling various tools and services to help 'test' someone's security by breaking the fuck in, getting shit, and getting out.Click here for the google doc!
What's on offer...
See the product listing in the link below! From lockpicks to tomecrackers!
Sacha Roux
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Blessings, trinkets, and otherworldly services, all one needs in the face of the end, and beyond.Sometimes the best path we have is beyond the breach.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
'Enchanted' (possessed) items with various upsides, and downsides, spiritual/curse removal services, exorcism and seance (for booking), divinations, necromancy and soul-binding services (for booking)
Midnight Bloom
10 PM - 12 AM EST
About
The Midnight Bloom is offering their services as a fence or smuggler. If you have something other people don't want to take off your hands or a shipment you want delivered anywhere in the Eorzean Alliance, we are at your service. We also have certain merchandise to sell; currently a small quantity of Garlean officer gunblades and rare "heretical" texts from the Dragonsong War.
What's on offer...
A small quantity of Garlean officer gunblades and rare "heretical" texts from the Dragonsong War. Fencing services.
Lunatic Delights
8 PM - 10 PM EST
About
A little piece of Radz-at-han in Eorzea. A small shoppe kept by a lone, particularly small viera trying to bring the magic of Thavnair over to the west. A dream that started as a way to collect money for a personal research, and now stands as its own little institution.Click here for carrd!
What's on offer...
At Lunatic Delights we bring succor to the weary and hungry! Hot, spicy food for those who wish to fill their stomachs! Alongside flasks and sacks of spices coming from the deepest corners of Hydaelyn for those who wish to actually put some thought on their food. Finally, we offer the Oracle services of an expert, seasoned Astrologian! Tarot readings and Starchart making, all just for you! We pride ourselves in our service.
The Magician's Apprentice
10 PM - 12 PM EST
About
A tall man in black mage's attire stands vigil at his stall. He calls himself the Right Hand of Shatotto, but you can call him what you will. One golden eye peers from above his tall collar and a few tow locks fly from underneath his hat, but otherwise, he's taken some few pains to keep his identity a secret: this is a solo operation, and one he's keen to keep somewhat underground. It looks like he has various ritual implements and alchemical concoctions for sale - a thaumaturgic array of ceremonial daggers, bottled potions, candles, and more. Take a look and name your price; he'll accept just about anything.Click here for the carrd!
What's on offer...
Tinctures and salves for various purposes, from relief of the body and mind to deadly poisons for your enemies.Ceremony tools, like knives and ofuda, to be placed on your altar or used in your totally-not-cult rituals.Weapons for use against just about any spiritual foe you may come across - or regular, non-ghoulish foes, if you've no alternative.... freshly-baked cookies????And more. Ask for anything not listed and he may very well deliver.Crystals? Mana elixirs? Voidsent blood? Hells, he may even go on a grocery run for you if you ask him nicely enough. You'll just have to see.
Troubling Trinkets
8 PM - 12 AM EST
About
Dungeon delvers, and illicit surveyors, Thieves from Gilded Irreverency bring back all sorts of curious items, the ones they keep to sell here are usually magical, and more often than not cursed.
What's on offer...
Cursed and Magical Trinkets, weapons and Artifacts. Some Consumables. Some examples:Triasma: A Dagger with a piercing strength so strong, it can go right through plate armor like butter. The wielder slowly gains an unstable lust to kill the longer they hold it.Spices: Magical dust, when spread over an area casts a spell. Some examples include:Sleep Spice
Cinder Sparks (Highly flammable and explosive)
Stealth Spice (Invisibility)
Memory Miasma (Those who inhale it forget everything within the last hour)
Slowing Spice
Lightweight Spice (Leaping potion, feels like anti-gravity)
8 PM - 12 PM EST
About
Welcome to Apocrypha Auctions and Acquisitions, a small auction house and rare object trading company.Acquiring unique alchemical concoctions, spices, aetherial artifacts, and art, we auction these off to discerning clientele.Beneath this we trade in far more unique objects, collecting illicit poisons, banned books, dangerous artifacts, and stolen treasures to sell to the highest bidder or most secretive buyer.
What's on offer...
This evening, Apocrypha will unveil a selection of goods for direct sale. These items will fall within the realm of artifacts of cultural significance, tools of work and worship from all across the known star. To supplement this variety, a rare assortment of tomes will also be sold, guaranteed to excite curiosity and scientific fascination.Check out their items here!
Apply
Stall Runner
For those wanting a spot at the monthly Kraken's Cove event.
Stall runners can sell items or experiences, advertise their groups, run minigames, and more.
Stall runners are asked to stay for at least 2 hours. The standard times for stall runners are 8pm - 10pm EST or 10pm - 12pm EST market day. If you would like both time slots or have odd hours (9pm-11pm EST for example) let us know via the form!
To apply...
Familiarize yourself with the rules of the market here.
If you have never submitted a Google Form for us, please do so by hitting the apply button below. Please be aware this button may not be available if we have not yet opened the form!
If you've submitted a form in the past, you can RSVP a spot with a moderator in the Kraken's Cove Discord instead.Wait for a moderator to contact you via Discord. If accepted, we'll ask you to join the Discord and provide additional information in a forum there for us!
Security
For those who want their character to be ICly hired by the Kraken's Cove market to handle security and safety during the monthly event.
ICly, security's job is to ensure that disturbances don't effect the merchants and that the rules of the market are upheld. They report to the Security Officer.
Every member welcomed into security will be ICly required to sign a contract which clarifies their duties and binds them to a non-disclosure agreement. Who knows if that'd actually hold up in a court of law?
OOCly, security deals with market-goers strictly ICly. Anything that escalates to an OOC argument should be directed to a moderator. We ask security players to intervene in fights, mingle with slower stalls, and provide the general ambience of muscled protection so that the crooks don't get any ideas.
There maximum of 10 security players per market. If more than 10 people are interested in playing security, security for the night will be randomly selected with those who were unable receiving priority next market.
To apply...
Familiarize yourself with the rules of the market here.
Hit the apply button below. Please be aware this button may not be available if we have not yet opened the form!
Wait for a moderator to contact you via Discord. If accepted, we'll ask you to join the Discord and give you a role or change your role if you're already in the Discord!
Sometimes the Kraken's Cove will do something special: host bloody fights and taking bets, endorse unique designer drugs made by vendors, hold tournaments, etc.This is where you find those.
All fights are /random using the the fight system made by Erisamuna Oakestone, Boen, and Atheza!
Time limit of 25 minutes. All common etiquette applies including OOC consent.Sign up for fights or betting by DMing the pit coordinator.
Betting available for fights. All betting requires OOC gil in increments of 50k.
Bloody Match
The Usual Standard
Drugs optional but encouraged.
Anyone you hit can hit you back.
Winner is the last one standing and receives 200k gil.
(( NO IC 'to three' rule!))Bonus gil for suitably entertaining brutalities.
Unwilling participants will be alchemically encouraged.
Wager Match
For Important Deals1
Same as a bloody match.
Fighters (or their sponsors) must agree on terms for victory and loss and present them to coordinator.
If approved, the Market will act as arbiter in the event the terms are breached for a fee.2
1) Fighters may choose their form of fight: freeform, rolls, predetermined, etc.
2) Arbitration and fees are strictly IC.
3) No slave contracts.
Death Match
For Prime Entertainment1
Drugs optional but highly encouraged.
Anyone can hit you back.
Winner determined by last one breathing.2 Winner receives 500k gil.
Funerary arrangements for the loser.
1) Fighters may choose their form of fight: freeform, rolls, predetermined, etc.2) OOC and IC, no "immortals" allowed.
No cheapening death.
All drugs are purely fictional. OOC permission required before drugging another character.
Drugs may be ICly obtained from assumed NPCs in the market or from Kraken Cove staff.
Pick and choose effects as you desire!Want a drug for your venue? Contact the provider for permission/to set up a deal!
Bliss
Hallucinogenic
Snorted
Often described as "The Kiss of Lakshmi", Bliss derives it's name from the effect that it imparts on the user. An unwordly high that takes the user to a happy place, where they are granted their greatest desire, even if for but a moment. Bliss is a drug for connoisseurs who seek the ultimate experience.
Benefits
Pain relief
Euphoria
Greatest high of your life
Side Effects
??? Oh no.
Provided by La Famiglia d'Argento
Blackroot Rose
Stimulant
Ingested, Smoked
It's a bitter, acrid thing, this blackroot rose mix. It works slowly. An itch in the back of the head; the digging roots of the rose burrowing in your skull. Adrenaline starts pumping. Time seems to slow.
Benefits
Enhanced Aether
Enhanced Strength, Speed
Enhanced Endurance
Side Effects
Rage
Paranoia, Irritability
Mania, Mood Swings
Scarlet Moko
Relaxant
Ingested, Smoked
Users will have a much easier time relaxing and socializing. Experienced users prefer it as a sedative as the product is known for moderate pain relief.
Benefits
Relaxation
Less tension
Happiness
Side Effects
Weakened Motor Skills
Dry Throat
Munchies
Provided by Triax Trading Co, distrubuted by Naraku Merchantile
K'hnali Leaf and Somnus
Depressant, Hallucinogenic
Ingested, Injected
Upon consumption, they'd find the mochi had a soft outside and bittersweet inside. A wonderful meeting of texture and snurbleberry flavour, bittersweet and strong. A pleasing tartness pervading the treat along with something else, slightly sharp. It was like drinking a nightcap. The dessert brought a pleasant numbness to it, and slowly, slowly, he feels his vision blurring. Feelings of euphoria, dry mouth, lowered inhibitions and reflex times... they've been drugged.
Benefits
Total pain relief
Euphoria
Drowsiness
Side Effects
Highly addictive
Dehydration
Constipation
Provided by Cloud Bao Bakery
Succubus Kiss
Aphrodisiac, Stimulant
Ingested
These crystals smell and taste like candies. Once taken, a warmth pools at the bottom of the stomach and soon the user can think of only one thing - pleasure. For the next few hours, they are pliable and submissive, only wanting to feel pleasure and give it to others, lost to carnal desires.
Benefits
Sensitivity/Enhanced pleasure
Endurance/Energy
Confidence
Side Effects
Mildly Addictive
Hunger
Provided by Captivating Wisteria
Aetherochemical Stimulant C26
Stimulant, Mild Hallucinogenic
Smoked, Snorted, Ingested
A drug popular in ancient Allag amongst soldiers, overworked scientists, and bored revellers alike, Astral is a relatively new drug to the market in Eorzea due to being very difficult to properly synthesize without the use of specialized Allagan machinery, but since the discovery of Azys Lla its presence has been gradually growing in the Eorzean underworld. Causes the user to burn through their aether at three times the normal rate, resulting in a powerful burst of energy and euphoria with visuals described as “sparkly” and a mindstate described as “fast.”
Benefits
Increase Concentration
Alertness
Enhanced but potentially volatile aether
Side Effects
Moderately Addictive
Powerful Crash
Lethal Overdose
Sold through Dhegi Burwani (Naraku Mercantile), crafted on the Argentaevis
Dancer
Stimulant
Ingested, Smoked
Dancer is primarily dealt at the Silver Bazaar. It's popular for large gatherings of debauchery and revelry and unregulated fight rings. Incredibly destructive and addictive, dancer will ruin a body quickly and tends to be popular amongst masters with fighting stock and a few gangs. Similar to chew it's cut with an abrasive material that cuts the gums and allows it to enter the bloodstream.
Benefits
Hours of Energy
Heightened Aggression
Increased Reflexes and Strength
Side Effects
Reduced Impulse Control
Heightened Aggression
Insomnia
SunDROPKICK
Stimulant
Dissolved beneath the tongue
A more intense variation of the 'sundrop' though it is very similar in appearance. A smooth dark amber capsule that has been stamped with yellow powder that forms an artistic interpretation of a bolt of lightening striking from a swirling cloud--an insignia that might be recognizable to those that deal with sylphs. It leaves a lingering sweet honey-like aftertaste, and effects begin within a few minutes and last three to four bells on a single dose.
Benefits
Improved Reflexes
Playful Giddiness
Excitability
Hyperactivity
Hyperawareness
Side Effects
Difficulty Focusing
Very Easily Distracted
Difficulty taking things seriously
Heart Palpitations
Eye Dilation
Mildly addictive (Withdrawals can involve depression-like symptoms)
Provided by Sage & Secrets
Moon Sugar
Ingested, Smoked
This drug is known for giving a light, out of body numbing experience. So much so some would call it a spiritual experience almost. A lot of people use it so that they can 'commune with the gods', and supposedly astral project.
Benefits
Heighted Focus
Intense Calm
Side Effects
Lacking Reflexes
Numbness to Pain
Provided by The Whispered Word
Rolanberry Jam
Delicious
Ingested
Delightful the tongue this jam is an absoloute delight at not just breakfast but all times of day! If one were to ingest said rolanberry jam they would it to posses a pleasantly rich berry flavor and nice tang though not excessively cloying. It can be taken on toast, crossaint, cake or any other bread and or baked good.
Benefits
Improved Mood
Blood Sugar Boost
Pairs delightfully with toast
Side Effects
EXTREMELY Addictive
Unhealthy in Large Doses
Provided by Muffin Aliapoh (Naraku Mercantile)
OOC
All basic RP etiquette applies. If you are confused what etiquette is meant, please see here.
If someone is concealing their identity, please do not recognize them by appearance/voice without express OOC permission.
No slavery. No selling slaves, no bringing slaves, etc.
Gil traded can be in-game gil or fake gil. Confirm with your merchant.
Your character can attack others without warning ICly. Please obtain OOC permission first and know that the market will not ICly take kindly to repeated scuffles if it bothers business.
IC
Leave hostilities at the dock.
Snitches get ditches, not stitches.
No slaves.
No returns.
No children.
Should my character wear a mask?
Not required but highly recommended.
I play law enforcement and want to raid the market. What do I do?
Don't. While we might be open to the possibility, such a thing would have to be arranged, as to not disrupt our vendors and individuals attending the market.
Can I fight at the market?
Sure. There'll be a few prime spots for it. Only request is you keep it from being market disrupting.
Can I sell ERP at the market?
Sure. Keep it to private channels and drag it to more private areas; remember that suggestive posing is reportable.
Do I have to belong to a group to sell?
No. You can sell as an individual.
What can I sell?
Drugs, booze, sex, exotic animals, secrets, information, favors, poisons/alchemical affairs, cursed items, items that aren't cursed but aren't taxed either, assassination services, body cleaning services, safe house services, framing services, memory-wiping services, intimidation services, tomes forbidden by the Sharlayan government, scandalous printed material forbidden by the Syndicate, strange Allagan tech/AIs, Daegan's favorite pair of (stolen) trousers, items from another realm, bioweapons, MacGuffins, the naming rights to the "Bloodsands" (outside the gate of Thal, not the Coliseum), and so much more.
The only thing you can't sell is boring.